Mitchell: Who signed an agreement for a sixteen year health club membership?
Cameron: You have to spend money to save money.
Claire: I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it, so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.
Manny: I made a reference to The Wiggles and it went right over her head.
Jay: I don't know what that means.
Manny: It's an expression. It means she didn't get it.
Claire: I want them to share clothes, do each others hair and gossip about boys. Like i did with Mitchell.
Phil: Whoa, whoa, maybe it's all the creams, that just made sense, girlfriends.
Gloria: Tell them we don't want our bodies inside these drawers where God cannot find us.
Jay: These aren't like our drawers at home. People can find stuff here.
Jay: There's enough not to like about death without adding dirt and worms.
Gloria: Ta-da is for when you do a flip or where the magician cuts the pretty lady in half, not when you show someone where you want to shove their dead body.
Manny: She makes me feel like a fifth grader again.
Manny: Jay, haven't you noticed the spring in my step?
Jay: Oh, kids say cruel things, that doesn't mean you'll turn out that way.
Manny: No, we have something in common. I'm seeing a younger woman.
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